We are not very good at trivia, but we do it anyway. To compensate (or to hide) for our gross inability to give the right answers, we give funny answers and make up funny team names like "ironically underachieving".
An aside: I think the term irony is used so much now that it is no longer ironic. Instead, it is a label for a sort of self-aware acknowledgement. A statement of, "We know, but sure, you can tell us anyway."
It isn't that we are slow, but that our minds are filled with non-trivial information, important information... but we are trying to get better, and that's why we go back to trivia. We came in 9th this week, an improvement from second last place a few weeks ago.
Sorry Android users...
... it is a similar story for our beloved Android users.
Android users might be experiencing very slow loading times when trying to collect events from our server. Sorry! We are making some database improvements to our server side, and this is affecting how the app is pulling information.
Don't worry, the speed isn't burning through your download. All the slow down is because our servers are trying to understand how to sort out information that Android users are asking. There is a gap between what the Android apps are asking and what our database now looks like, and so there is a bit of translating involved. Imagine speaking German to a Frenchie - even if he understands you, he's umming and ahhing out of spite.
(our iPhone users are unaffected by this bug - so your events should be loading in less than five seconds)